"Merry Christmas, I got you a shower head!"

"for Michigan" (formichigan) 12/20/2016 at 09:25 • Filed to: Fp, Ads, Christmas

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“OMG, that’s exactly what I wanted, how did you know?”

EL_ULY > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:30

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“shower head”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:31

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At that point it’s probably better just to get them a candle.

ttyymmnn > EL_ULY 12/20/2016 at 09:32

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Something something then I got married something something....

for Michigan > EL_ULY 12/20/2016 at 09:33

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That gives this ad a whole new meaning.

S65 > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:33

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Don’t make me shoot you

for Michigan > S65 12/20/2016 at 09:35

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That awkward moment when you can’t see any actual content on the fp.

for Michigan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/20/2016 at 09:37

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Or socks.

Wacko > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:40

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don’t worry I know a guy who can hook you up

404 - User No Longer Available > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:45

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I think they have some spare shill accounts to attack you if you ever try to call out BS on their deals. I called one of their dashcams fake knockoffs and I got mobbed.

BKosher84 > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:46

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Or underwear

BKosher84 > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:47

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Shep McAllister is OBSESSED with this damn shower head.. He posts about it at least once a week I feel like.

for Michigan > BKosher84 12/20/2016 at 09:48

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He must be on Delta’s payroll. Smh

CalzoneGolem > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:49

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A shower head is a great gift for a lady as long as it has a removable head with a strong pulse ... if you know what I’m saying.

for Michigan > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 09:49

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Those cost more than $20, though.

for Michigan > 404 - User No Longer Available 12/20/2016 at 09:50

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They definitely advertise some shit products. Every once in a while I’ll see a good deal on something I want, though.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > EL_ULY 12/20/2016 at 09:54

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That’s where my mind immediately went as well.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 09:55

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I always thought the bannister was a girl’s best friend.

yamahog > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:56

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That shower head is not nearly detachable enough to make anyone happy on Christmas morning.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:56

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Ooh that’s an even better idea. Because there’s bound to be some sort of patterned socks that are relevant to their hobbies/interests.

CalzoneGolem > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 09:56

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Try craigslist.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 12/20/2016 at 09:57

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I am not picking up what you’re putting down.

CalzoneGolem > yamahog 12/20/2016 at 10:03

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And standing on your head in the shower gets a lot of water up your nose.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 10:08

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3:14, but the whole bit is good. I was listening to this before I really knew what he was talking about.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 10:09

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Curse all these damn low flow shower heads!

yamahog > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 10:17

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Unfortunately my bespoke line of “sexy scuba masks for deep sea deviants” hasn’t gotten enough backers on GoFundMe

CalzoneGolem > yamahog 12/20/2016 at 10:19

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Well there goes my Christmas shopping.

Chasaboo > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 10:48

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Hey, I almost pulled the trigger on this.

Busslayer > for Michigan 12/20/2016 at 10:56

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Bummer, I just bought a new one a couple weeks ago. I spent some porting and polishing it so it flows like mad. They come from the factory choked down like some 1970s smog heads.